Is He Married? Or Married Married??

Again the question is brought up as to how loyal can people actually be? Men say it's in their nature and women rebuttal with they aren't given enough attention, so which is it? I honestly believe it's due to what the kids call "rape culture" and how we are driven by our desires and no longer our morals. People will proudly wear their Scarlett letters regardless of gender.

Vaga has rocked that super A a couple times and there are a few things you learn along the way. One big lesson is no matter what kind of woman you are, you will be the "home wrecker", I mean why should we hold men accountable for stepping out of their relationship and into someone else? That's just crazy. However the idea of today has vastly changed where all are held accountable and it's quite a nice feeling. Of course there is a story behind all this moral shit that Vaga can't wait to describe, so jump into bed with me and that married man....

One fine evening I was out and about and made conversation with a fella sitting by me. He was cute and I somehow caught his attention with my witty humor and vivacious curves. He was being flirtatious and I went along with it. Next thing I knew he offered me a ride home, since my initial ride was taking a little longer than I had preferred, so, I took him up on his offer. Now, men will only do this if they have one thing in mind, and that's sex (DUHH). The act of exploring each other further didn't come up immediately. In fact, it was a gradual realization, on his part. I knew what it was and I didn't care (finally Vaga and I agreed on something!).

As he drove he asked me "where do you live again" I mentioned the city and he continued. He then continues to question different things. He had mentioned how he could buy himself 20 minutes. I said "what do you mean by that?" He goes "Well I'm married and my wife is expecting me home at a certain time" I said "oh okay". The details are actually a little fuzzy (this happened awhile ago but I didn't forget the juicy stuff!) But I remember him asking different questions to see where my head was as far as having sex goes. So I straight up said "If you wanna fuck you can park at my place and come upstairs" he goes "oh is that what you are trying to do?" I said "Dude I'm not stupid and it is what it is, either park your car and come upstairs with me or just drop me off, I'm good either way"

Want to guess what he did? That motherfucker parked the car, and walks with me back to my place. As we were walking up the block he says "you know I don't do stuff like this" I replied "yea, all the married ones say that" (because it's fucking true, married men are the worst cheaters!) We finally get to my place and get down to business, except his business didn't want any profit. In other words, he couldn't get hard. He then proceeds to say "sorry you aren't my wife". And in that moment, I knew he was gonna be a little bitch. If you bring up your wife in anyway, during sex with another woman, just get out. Either you admit you're a piece of shit for cheating, or grow up and fuck the pussy that's right in front of you. Not a difficult decision. Moving on....

So I offer my expertise and say "well let me suck you off" so I go down on him and let me say Vaga couldn't wait to play! He was packing and it was going to be great. Well....almost. Mid way through my amazing blow job, he freaks out and says "I can't do this, I'm so sorry but I can't do this" I say okay, it's cool. He started to seriously freak out. Here's where it gets hilarious.

So I had nothing but my bra and shirt on, no underwear. Full on half naked, this guy puts his pants on, still freaking out, and gives me a hug while I'm standing next to my bed with just my bra and t-shirt, and says "I'm sorry mama" I said "it's cool, drive safe" It was so awkward and I didn't know what else to say. It was hilarious, well to Vaga and I at least.

I have other stories of married men or men in relationships, and we all know that I am no stranger to this. If you would like to know about those other encounters, just drop a comment :).