Let Him Hit It, So He Can Miss It

Hellllllooooooo!!!!

Do I have a story for all you loyal readers. I'm not even going to write my introduction and a stupid apology, because I don't bullshit you. Long story short, I fucked around and caught feelings, feelings I didn't know I had. Feelings that got crushed in a million ways, because some Bitch Ass wasn't sure of his own emotions for his deadbeat baby momma.

Here's the juicy details of my last night with him.

He broke up with me and I had no idea where I was going to go or what I was going to do (I moved into his mom's house). So I needed a few days to get my shit straightened out. Once I finally found a place to stay and knew when I was leaving, our last night together went a little something like this.

I had been drinking all day on an empty stomach because I was pretty depressed about the break up and having to stay at his house those last couple of days were just torture. I only had 3 beers throughout that whole day, so I wasn't fucked up. However at night, I opened the Tequila for something stronger to give me a good nights rest.

He went to go take a shower, I was in bed wearing teeny tiny booty shorts and a sports bra that hardly covered anything. My plans were set to fuck him, to fuck him one last time so he can remember that no other woman can amount to what Vaga has. Vaga was quite happy with this plan and for once she didn't hate me.

He's out of the shower and gets into bed (another side note, there was nowhere else in the house for either of us to sleep so we were stuck still sharing his bed) and we had an agreement on cuddling (yes, Vaga gets emotions and tends to like to cuddle with very special individuals). As we were cuddling of course I went to make a move, to start playing with his junk. As my hand traveled, I felt something bumpy and weird. This fucker blocked his junk with his hand, he was literally cock blocking himself!

Well what did I do then? I waited for him to get more restless. See he falls asleep very easily and quickly, so it didn't take long before I could tell he wouldn't put up much of a fight if he was more relaxed. Once I knew he was at this state, I crept my hand back down again and was able to cup his balls in my hand. He didn't wake up or even flinch, so I thought to myself "If I can cup his balls, then I can get my hand down his pants to a point where he won't even put up a fight." And that's exactly what happened.

Once my hand was down his underwear he woke up and with a tired voice and engaged in light conversation

Him: hey, what are you doing?

Me: you know exactly what I'm doing

Him: You know I can't do this

Me: Oh really? then why are you getting hard

Him: You really need to stop

Me: I'm not going to stop and if you really didn't want this to happen, you would have physically moved or pushed me away and you're not doing either of those things.

During this conversation I was stroking his dick and he kept getting harder, I got him exactly where I wanted him. Now you're probably thinking "but if this break up was so hard why would you put yourself through having sex with him?" Well let me explain something, I wasn't planning on making this an intimate session. I was going to give him the raunchiest shit that I haven't done with anyone else. I wanted to prove to him that, Vaga is the only one you will crave in this way, and this is the first and last time you will ever fuck and get fucked like this.

Let me also mention for my own personal pleasure, he was with his daughters mom the night before. See he always said he couldn't have sex with someone unless he was emotionally connected in someway. Plus, I know I still turned him on and that he still "cared about me" so this was the perfect recipe to get my way. And when Vaga wants it, best believe she gets it!

So after our short conversation and some stroking, I didn't hesitate to just jump right on top of him and start making out. As I did this he reaches to take off my shorts and goes "okay, but this is the last time this will happen". Mind you, he also already told his deadbeat baby momma that I was already moved out!

Continuing on, he wasted no time already having his dick ready to go. As soon as those shorts came off, his dick went in, and it felt good. It felt good that I could still get what I want, when I wanted it, and Vaga loved this new approach and didn't hesitate to go with the flow.

Right after I rode him for a bit, I went down on him. Now here's something I rarely do, but I wanted him to remember everything I did to him that night. So as I was sucking him off, I looked up at him, back arched and my hands were caressing his chest and lightly scratched it too. After that, he wanted to go down on me, that was fine. I mean he couldn't really eat pussy anyway so I wasn't expecting much (and neither was Vaga, she was just annoyed with his head game)

Next he got on top, I told him to choke me. He has a tempurpedic bed, so if the guy is on top he sinks in, and he was always afraid to do that before, because he was afraid he would crush my windpipe, but I was fueled with liquor and revenge so I took the risk and it was fine! After a bit of being on top, he told me to turn around. Now this is where it gets pretty kinky. As I turned around I arched my back. (tip ladies: always arch the fuck out of your back, it makes your ass look amazing and it feels so damn good, and it will drive him crazy). So, as he is hitting it from the back, I turn to look at him and go "stick it in my ass".

Side note, he always wanted to do anal, but since Vaga doesn't fuck around with small dicks, I never let him because I always knew it would really hurt. However, with some tequila and no food, it seems like the best idea in the world. So he stuck it in, and it hurt, but I didn't care. He got a couple pumps in, and while he was hitting it from the back I also told him, wrap your hands around my neck and fuck me like that. He did, and it felt great :). We had never had sex like this before, because I wanted him to miss it. After that I turned back over, he got his, and then I got him to go for round two. Round two didn't get completed because we had to wake up early to move me out and we were tired.

It was a great last session to have with someone who you have been intimate with. It wasn't intimate, it was just a raunchy fuck and it was great knowing the next day I could joke about us fucking and he just had nothing to say about it. He almost looked ashamed and disappointed. But hey, he did this to himself. Maybe next time you shouldn't fuck with someone's emotions.

This post was one I never thought I would write. However, don't fuck with the emotions of a sex blogger, because we will use every dirty detail against you and not feel even sorry about it. Besides, life is too short to have consistent sex with someone who can't even eat pussy all that well. Lesson learned!