Reject A Guy & Now You're A Slut

Hello All! So after getting my laptop stolen and having replaced it, I'm here with a juicy and hilarious story about how Vaga did what she does best (that's sex, in case you forgot, she wanted to give everyone a reminder)

So without further ado, sit tight and read this:

Met a guy off POF (plenty of fish, it's a dating website) he had been hitting me up for awhile so I finally agreed to meet up with him and hang out for a few hours. Well I met him at his place (I know not the smartest but I did text one of my girls letting her know his address and what was going on)

From then on I had to park at a CVS lot down the street because his apartment had no extra parking. Okay, no big deal, he met me at the lot. We walked back to his place talked a little and here was the first thing that annoyed me. I put my purse on his coffee table in the middle of his living room. The fucker moved it to the floor, he could have placed it on the sofa but, okay whatever.

Next, he kept acting interested in getting to know me, but as I kept talking he kept feeling me up. (Guys, that is so annoying because guess what?! we know you aren't really interested and you just wanna fuck, so you don't gotta lie to kick it!) I told him straight up, "look if you wanna fuck you don't have to act like you really wanna get to know me" he goes "No, I'm listening to you" I said okay, kept talking but he still kept doing the same shit so finally I just gave in.

Then, we finally went to the bedroom (Okay, Vaga can get her groove on now) the first round of sex was pretty good. It wasn't great, but it didn't totally suck. So then after sex this motherfucker tried to cuddle. Dude, we just fucking met, we just had sex and you have no ac, I was hot and sticky and he wanted to cuddle....and they say women get emotional after sex...please!

Finally we go for round two and this was where I got really upset, I told him about 5 times he needed to hurry up and get his because I didn't want to get home too late. Well he took his sweet ass time and since he was a much bigger build, in terms that he works out, there was a certain position that just hurt too much and I had to tell him at least three different times to stop because I am short as shit and it fucking hurt. (Vaga was done at this point and ready to walk out) Still, I don't like being selfish but I came real close to walking out.

When FINALLY finished, I was so fucking happy and got dressed, grabbed my shit and left. Now here is where it gets real good. Remember that CVS lot I parked in? Well you guessed it, I had to walk back to that lot by myself at 2am because he was tired from sex....are you fucking kidding me?! Not to mention once I got to the lot it was pitch black and I was alone. After that I was like nope, not seeing this loser again.

Over the next couple days he would text and call and I just ignored him. I would let my phone ring, and not reply to his messages. One evening I'm watching tv when my phone rings, yup it was him. I let it ring, then I got the following messages

Him: You're a fucking whore

Me: Why? because I won't answer a niggas call? (insert laughing crying emoji)

Him: You better not have given me shit you slut

Me: Keep talking shit because this is hilarious

Him: you fucking easy ass bitch. You only good for one thing

(I switched phones and lost everything on my other one, so this is what I remember of the convo) But Vaga never wants to hear that women are more emotional or don't know how to handle rejection. Because clearly you have never been called a slut when you got rejected :D