Can I Get A Time Out?

So, have you ever had sex with a guy and they can just last and you're dying like "hey time out, I need a sec?"

I've had this happen a few times. First off, I don't know how the hell I end up in bed with guys who seem to have an athletic background when the only hand-eye coordination I'm good at is sex!

A girlfriend of mine and I were talking. She is currently dating a guy about 6 years younger than her (Vaga's bitches got it like that) and I currently have my eye on someone, and well since her man is so young and the guy I'm seeing definitely works out and has an athletic background we have one thing in common.

They tire us out when it comes to sex. I've had the kind of sex where I orgasm and can keep going for awhile but then I get tired. Well he doesn't and when you literally get the shit fucked out of you, you get the best rest ever!

It's pretty funny because you have to act like you're a bad bitch and got this shit handled but in reality you are just done and he already got all the juices squeezed out of you. It's pretty hilarious. And as much I would love to sit here and say how I handle it like a champ is the furthest from the truth. Last time we had sex I straight up told him "okay I can't do a round 2 I will be dead" he started laughing and I took a quick shower when I came out to get dressed he was watching basketball. I said "basketball?" he goes "yea I gotta watch something so I don't end up fucking you again" I started laughing and said okay cool.

As my girl and I kept talking something funny she mentioned, and I know we can't be the only two to ever experience this during sex. But when he is hitting it real good then all of a sudden you are reminded of your age, or in my case the terrible shape you are in, and get a fucking cramp! It's the worst and it sucks!!

When this situation happens its pretty funny but also means you found a potential keeper ;) so if we all learned anything, sex is kind of like a sport with the right person, so be sure to stretch out those hamstrings!

(Vaga has already perfected her kegels)