Oh Bloody Hell
- Sarah Butler
- Jan 9, 2017
- 2 min read
So let's give it up to the guys who give us dick while on our period...a moment of silence for the few and the proud....
That's right, some guy got into Vaga in her bloodiest moment.
Here's how it went down..I went to a club, met a guy, went home with him (see, Vaga can do simple math)
Back at his place I had to go to the bathroom to change out my tampon (Vaga don't like pads, she likes something in her) so he comes with me to the bathroom, I said " uh, I gotta change my tampon" he goes "it's cool girl do your thing" I said "so you're gonna watch me change it out?!" He replies "yea girl no big deal" I thought fuck it. If he doesn't care then I don't either.
Back in his room he wanted to cuddle and bullshit (I don't like to cuddle unless I'm seriously interested in somebody) so then we started making out and then as what naturally comes out of my mouth "wanna have sex even though I'm on my period?" He had no problem with it.
Here's why I wanted to give this a try...
-sex on your period relieves your cramps..I get severe cramping.
-women are their horniest when menstruating
-it's fucking natural!
And surprisingly it didn't feel any different than regular sex. I mean it felt great, and completely normal. I guess because I was in the middle of my cycle it wasn't as heavy as a flow so it wasn't really messy. I mean sure he got blood on his thigh when I was riding him, but that's expected. He asked after we were done if I could take off the condom, because it was full of blood, and that didn't bother me at all.
It was an interesting experience and something I'd definitely do again if I find another guy who is willing.
One thing I wanna tell my ladies..since guys love to tell us "uh, since you're on your period can I get head" I reply with "nope! If I'm not getting any neither are you". My favorite thing I did with a guy was he didn't wanna have sex because he was complaining about his back or some shit and I said, "well you have a mouth don't you" he was shocked and I followed that up with "Isn't that what you tell me when I'm on my period?!" Give men a taste of their own medicine! Trust me their reactions are hilarious and priceless when we flip the script!
My mentality has usually been to date like a guy and it is totally okay to fuck like a guy too. Ain't no shame in my game :D
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