Breaking My New Place In

Vaga moved!! not very far though...

but she lives with an awesome roomie and we only have two house rules

1) No sex on the sofa

2) If I'm not home, do who and whatever you want, I just don't want to hear it or see it.

So...the second or third night I was at my new place I had just gotten off of work and changed into my good ol' booty shorts and a tshirt. A friend who lives like 10 minutes away, hit me up. He had been out drinking with his friends and got home early. However he was nowhere near ready to call it a night so I invited him over. I really had no intentions of fucking this guy, but hey this is Vaga we are talking about, she knows no boundaries!!

However, this guy and I dated for about a month and he cut things because he wasn't looking for a relationship. I was really bummed but it's all good. So I know he is seeing someone and as much as I love some good dick, I am a good friend. I didn't realize he was as drunk as he was, so when he made a move, I said hey, aren't you seeing someone and really like them? he said yea but they are doing their own thing at the moment, so I can do mine. I said okay, let's go upstairs but all I got is a blanket, because my bed is still in storage. And like any guy that just wants to fuck in the moment his reply was "fuck it that's cool"

So we go upstairs and make out while standing. Now this guy did something that turned Vaga on to another level! we were standing in the middle of my room just kissing and next thing I know, he put his arms on the outside of my thighs and just picked me up and kept kissing me. Now for my readers who don't personally know me, I'm not a skinny bitch..I weigh about 150. But he does workout religiously and as he held me he didn't struggle or shake just solid as hell and it was completely awesome! mind you I'm not against the wall, and neither is he. so then as he lays me down he takes of my pants and goes to town on Vaga. It was great.

Now here is where it really gets entertaining. He went through two condoms because he got Whiskey Dick. As a grown woman I know what the hell it was, didn't make it a big deal because I just wanted to get it up. We tried different positions and solutions but nothing was working. So I had pull out something that got him back to solid.

Ladies, try this on your man, or whoever you are in bed with and trust they will love it. I told him lay down, he thought I was gonna get on top, instead I went down on him. This is something guys never really do, I've noticed in my many conquests, when a guy wants you to suck his dick he kneels and puts it in your face. Which is fine, but for a little surprise this way they are relaxed and not so focused so they can just do what you want. Want that little guy at attention, well now you got it. It turned him on so much that he was like ok I'm getting behind you now.

Worked like a charm and we finished our business. The best part was, right when we finished the roomie gets home. I told him just get dressed and I'll go talk to her. He lays down and our convo goes like this.

Roomie: hey girl you home

Me: Yea, I am. Hey I have a friend over

Roomie: oh cool

Me: yea we literally finished right before you walked in. It was perfect timing.

Roomie: *high fives me* fuck yea dude that's fucking awesome

Me: I know!!

Then I go back to him in my room and say all good dude you can come out now. He comes out and meets my roomie and then takes off. I told my roomie, he's a really cool guy but I want you to meet him not when he's drunk and not right after we fucked. She started laughing hysterically.

I speak with the guy the next day about what happened that night. Turns out he didn't remember anything. He only know we had sex because I had text him "you put this pussy to sleep, goodnight" I told him everything that happened and he was a little surprised.

Apparently on his way over to my place he had snapped "going to this girls house" or something along those lines. His brother tells him.."so you left us and said you had to go to sleep because you have work, but then you just go and get some pussy instead" I started laughing at the whole thing.

There really is no moral to this story, just know if you have your own place and invite a drunk friend over, you will have sex..it's kind of inevitable..and if that's not what you want, then don't invite!

What a great way to break in my new place!