Bad Booty Call

Ever get that late night call and decide to let Vaga take control?

Well in this scenario, that's exactly what happened....except you can't spell disappointment without men!

First off I knew it was a booty call because he's the kind of guy that only hits me up when he wants some. He asked me if I could pick him up, I said sure no big deal. As he gets in the car our conversation went like this

Him: got bad news

Me: don't tell me you can't fuck nigga

Him: I took a pill earlier so I could get some rest and it kicked in

Me: motherfucker do I look like an Uber?

Him: I'll get you beer, the three pack of tall cans

Me: shit you better

As we got to his place I still went inside because after making that drive I wanted to at least hang out for a little bit. So we were chilling on his sofa and I'm just there on my phone. He starts to tell me "Sarah, you're wasting precious time here" I started laughing and said "well if you pull out your dick I'll suck it but it's still in your pants" He tells me again to get off my phone, so I repeated "I told you if you take out your dick, I'll suck it but all your doing is touching it while it's still in your pants" so he finally dropped his pants and I gave him head.

Here was where I could tell he wasn't going to be able to completely function. This guy has a big dick, and it was half hard half loose. After being more than generous I got on top to have some fun. Well, he didn't get any harder and then just wanted me to keep giving him head. I said, you're tired aren't you? He admitted to it and I told him "you are the worst booty call ever, you can't even put out, damn nigga".

I was more annoyed than anything because I was sexually frustrated. Sex with him is always great and it just didn't happen. Vaga was crying, but not on the outside how she likes it, on the inside filled with despair! The other thing I will say is, this guy never has a hard time getting it up and keeping it up, I knew it was the medication he took so I didn't give him a hard time in that department.

But just remember ladies, if he doesn't put out how you want him to, it's totally okay to call him out on his bullshit, don't feel bad. Men do it to us all the time so a little taste of their own medicine will do them some good!