8TH Wonder of the World

I think the title says it all. But I'll let you decide!

After Mr. Johnson and I had gone our separate ways, Vaga was not the happiest (she just misses the D), but it was for the best. Since I had never dated before, it was a weird time and age for me to start. Being that I am in my mid 20s, I should have realized I would encounter more fuckboys and unwanted dick pics to last me a lifetime.

Being a single gal on the prowl, I decided to go out for a girls night with one of my best friends, DJ. We met up with her cousin and a few of his friends. Little did I know that I would soon be calling him the 8th Wonder of the World. The night I met him was anything but magical. He was very touchy, kept getting too close, and just too much. If he were any other guy, he would have got a drink to the face. Since I have respect for DJ we went to the bathroom, because thats what girls do! I talked to her about how he was acting but that I didn't want to be disrespectful towards her.

DJ told me, what any best friend should tell you if you get uncomfortable with someone. She told me "Girl if you feel uncomfortable then be a bitch to him, it's fine, trust me I get it, because I don't want you to feel that way." And after a sigh of relief, Vaga wasn't having it anymore. We get back on the dance floor and I take a seat at the bar. He comes towards me and tries to kiss me, I pulled back and said no. He asked me why not, I said because I'm not looking for anything right now and I'm not into it. Then he says the one thing all cocky guys say "It's really not hard for me to talk to a girl, I could talk to any girl I want in here" He was lucky I wasn't drinking anything because I would have spit it up out of laughter. My response was "ok, go on and do that then" He didn't and shortly after we left.

The end of that night played out with me telling him off in the Uber. It was myself, DJ, and the 8th Wonder. DJ tried so hard not to laugh because, it was her cousin, but she knew I was right.

Fast forward a couple months he gives me a call and wants to take me out. I said not until you apologize for acting like a deuche. He apologized and we talked, I explained what he did that upset me and we set up a date.

Now, ladies, have you ever gone out with someone that wasn't your "type" or someone you didn't really find attractive, but decided to go for it because, hey you never know what connection you might make? Well that was exactly what I did, and it was the biggest mistake I could have made. We went out to a concert and met up with his relatives from the other side of the family that were not related to DJ.

On a first date you two are getting to know each other, and feel each other out. Yet again this guy was way too much! He kept holding my hand, kissing me in front of his cousins, and even asked them to take a picture of us! Dude it's a first date, don't introduce me to half the family and have it documented with a photograph!

As the rest of the night played out, he took me home, kissed me goodnight and left. Now I do take some responsibility because if i wasn't feeling him why was I kissing him? Because it was in the moment, I didn't want to be a complete bitch, and he did pay for everything. I wouldn't call it a pity kiss but more of a thank you. I know I'm not the only one to have ever done this!

The following night I tried explaining to him that I just didn't want to go out anymore and he totally flipped the conversation around into getting me to go on another date with him. I told him it wasn't a good idea, and proceeded to refer to himself as the 8TH Wonder of the World. He also told me that I shouldn't pass up a good opportunity when I see it in front of me. This guy was all kinds of wrong for me. I ended up texting him that I wouldn't go on another date with him and that he was too cocky for me. He sent me a picture of Chucky giving me the finger....He's 35...

So the 8TH Wonder of the World huh? I wonder what he referred to his penis as.....