Compliments After Sex

Why do guys feel the need to make awkward small talk after sex?

If it is someone who I have been in bed with more than once, then I guess it's ok. But if it's the first time we hook up then shut the fuck up and pass me my panties!

First thing I hear from guys is "you have some pretty big boobs" and some follow that up with "I bet you get that all the time though" For all of you reading, I am a 36 DD, so yes I hear it all the time from women and men that I have huge boobs. So when a guy tells me this in bed, I tell them that exactly. However my first thought is "well did you enjoy them, because you looked pretty happy when I shoved them in your face while I was on top" I mean how is anyone supposed to answer that realistically.

I usually start laughing because I honestly think it's hilarious. It's like me asking the guy "wow you got really deep in me, but I'm sure every girl feels it too". And for any guys reading this, if we have big boobs and you got lucky enough to see them in their full glory, just enjoy it and just tell us how good the sex was. Don't make it weird!

Second thing I've heard is "your pussy smells nice". FYI this was said because no oral took place, so he was going solely off the smell after we had sex. Once this was said, all I could think of was "thank you?" I mean how does one really reply? I just laughed and said thanks because I really didn't know what else to say, that was a little awkward but hey, shit happens.

Which ladies, make sure you keep your pussies clean! Trust me guys ALWAYS talk, and I've had a few of my guy friends tell me plenty about how they hooked up with a girl and a stinky pussy. It really isn't hard to give it a quick rinse before you see the guy. And don't say "oh I didn't know we would do anything" Bitch, you know damn well when you are going to end up in bed with someone and if you really were unsure, then be prepared! You don't want to be the girl with the rotting snatch, it's just not cute.

Now honestly, if we randomly hooked up, be it by a date or random bar meeting, then shut up! If the sex was good, and it is apparent for those involved, then just let us know when it can happen again. I promise you that's what we are thinking.